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Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong.

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
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I think this is completely Homophobic.

(I'm not gay myself)

My I ask CluedoKid. Are you Catholic?

I would stop before you make alot of people hate you.

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Why don't you try reading it? I have a feeling you only posted once you saw the title.

(And no I don't consider myself a Catholic, though I don't like to title myself after any belief system for I like the elements of many. Though I don't know why you singled out Catholicism of all beliefs.)
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I see nothing in the that says gay marriage is wrong.

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I assure you that when I found this, read this, and posted it, the tongue was firmly planted-in-...oh nevermind.
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and what is your humble opinion.

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Here's to hoping someone will get it.
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meaning

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Just re-read the 10 reasons Black. I don't think I need to spell it out for you.
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Post by Adam106 »

Haha! That is hilarious. :lol:

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reason 7 is bull - ****.

all of them are bull - ****

who died and made you god

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Post by Adam106 »

Black, it's not meant to be homophobic. It's a joke and parody of the American System, which quite truly, contradict themselves. I'm gay, and I find this really funny.

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Thanks Adam. I knew it'd give some here a little chuckle for the day.
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Post by Black »

OBJECTION!!!!!

Some things that may be funny too some people may not be too others, I find this ovencive.

It's like the Russel Brand and Johnathan Ross situration.

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I'm sure you'll move on.
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Black, re-read it from a different angle. It's just harmless tongue-in-cheek fun.

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I have ten bloody times.

It's not humous at all in my opinion.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong.

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CluedoKid wrote:1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Read that quote, really think hard about it, and you should get the idea what it's all about.

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Re: Top 10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Is Wrong.

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CluedoKid wrote:5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
Or this one is the best example.

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Post by Black »

so, what's funny about it.

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