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Adult Clue Parody - “ᔕᑕᖇᗴᗯ”

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I was looking of the Ultimate Clue/Cluedo fansite on Facebook and I found this:
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Rusty Manhammer :lol: :lol: :lol:

But hello Mr Chestnutt :P

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Lady Sapphire doesn't sound kinky or sexual. Lady Blueballs perhaps

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Why’s there four women and only two men? Lol that was the first thing that stood out to me :lol:

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There is also Lewdo that was done as a parody game before as well - I’ve always wanted to do a sexy parody of Clue where you play as Mr Boddy trying to work out who has had an affair with your attractive younger wife, Mrs Boddy, but mainly so I can say ‘Did Rusty nail her in the Conservatory?’ (Rusty would be a hot young gardener in this version).

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So I found the game description:
GAME DESCRIPTION: There's a new house-guest at Backdor Manor, and everyone wants to show her a good time. Unfortunately, the sultry Miss X has already been "satisfied"! You're the seventh guest to arrive at the party, which leaves six others as her potential SCREW-mate. Use your gossip skills to solve the sex scandal! Find out whodunit, where, and with what party favor!
So basically someone screwed Miss X and you’re trying to find out who, where and what was during the act.

Most of the items, excepted the lube, could be actual weapons...
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia ... 1724558103

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This is discrimination I demand more scantily clad dudes >:U

Seriously though it looks like someone knocked this out in maybe 15 minutes lmao
Stop winking at me, you oversexed Frenchman!

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Jonathan Green wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2020 6:59 pm So I found the game description:
GAME DESCRIPTION: There's a new house-guest at Backdor Manor, and everyone wants to show her a good time. Unfortunately, the sultry Miss X has already been "satisfied"! You're the seventh guest to arrive at the party, which leaves six others as her potential SCREW-mate. Use your gossip skills to solve the sex scandal! Find out whodunit, where, and with what party favor!
So basically someone screwed Miss X and you’re trying to find out who, where and what was during the act.

Most of the items, excepted the lube, could be actual weapons...
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia ... 1724558103
Maybe someone put poison in the lube...

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come to think of it they could just call her mrs peacock and it would fit perfectly
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I kind of feel like the Discover the Secrets board would be a good one to use for a sex party version of Cluedo - it looks like the setting for a coked up Beverly Hills orgy...

There really should have been a Professor Plum stand in - I feel like purple would lend itself to a sex comedy name somehow.

I still think Lewdo would be a more cheeky and fun take on this concept to play...

https://www.cluedofan.com/cluedoims/related/lewdo.jpg

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Oh wow this is hysterical! I wanna own this =P. of topic. I've totally inmagined how one could make an adult parody like this before. glad to see them being made.

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This was a Spensers Store exclusive and they had other parody games as well. This of course is the one I bought.

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They should have called Pearl Necklace:

Miss Cummington

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Jonathan Green wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2020 6:59 pm So I found the game description:
GAME DESCRIPTION: There's a new house-guest at Backdor Manor, and everyone wants to show her a good time. Unfortunately, the sultry Miss X has already been "satisfied"! You're the seventh guest to arrive at the party, which leaves six others as her potential SCREW-mate. Use your gossip skills to solve the sex scandal! Find out whodunit, where, and with what party favor!
So basically someone screwed Miss X and you’re trying to find out who, where and what was during the act.

Most of the items, excepted the lube, could be actual weapons...
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia ... 1724558103
Well spilled lube could easily cause a deadly slip, especially at the top of the stairs at the bottom of which the victim has traditionally been found.

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Murder by Death wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:28 am
Jonathan Green wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2020 6:59 pm . . . Most of the items, excepted the lube, could be actual weapons...
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia ... 1724558103
Well spilled lube could easily cause a deadly slip, especially at the top of the stairs at the bottom of which the victim has traditionally been found.
And something could be in a tube of lube that is poisonous to a person, either because of allergies or whatnot. (The person applying the lube could use rubber gloves to not be poisoned on contact if the contaminate was not specifically linked to an allergy of the victim.)

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MajorHoy wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:11 am
Murder by Death wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:28 am
Jonathan Green wrote: Wed Jun 17, 2020 6:59 pm . . . Most of the items, excepted the lube, could be actual weapons...
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia ... 1724558103
Well spilled lube could easily cause a deadly slip, especially at the top of the stairs at the bottom of which the victim has traditionally been found.
And something could be in a tube of lube that is poisonous to a person, either because of allergies or whatnot. (The person applying the lube could use rubber gloves to not be poisoned on contact if the contaminate was not specifically linked to an allergy of the victim.)
yes, @coinilius mentioned that. Since lube would be exposed to the mucous membranes, something could be absorbed into the body that might be instantly deadly. Not sure what that would be. It would have to be colorless and odorless.

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Murder by Death wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:57 pmSince lube would be exposed to the mucous membranes, something could be absorbed into the body that might be instantly deadly. Not sure what that would be. It would have to be colorless and odorless.
Not necessarily. Depends on what color or scent the lube itself would have had.

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MajorHoy wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 8:44 pm
Murder by Death wrote: Tue Jun 30, 2020 3:57 pmSince lube would be exposed to the mucous membranes, something could be absorbed into the body that might be instantly deadly. Not sure what that would be. It would have to be colorless and odorless.
Not necessarily. Depends on what color or scent the lube itself would have had.
Yep, there is flavoured, edible lube which could help mask the poisonous agent.

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Looking at the board, I guess the players all start in the centre? On the Screw square? There's no starting spaces for the players otherwise, and the Screw space has exits.

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There’s also no secret passages on the board, another difference in movement between this and regular Clue.

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