Choose Your Own Adventure: The Adventures of Willy Beamish
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Spider gives a dirty cackle. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't want THIS! But I'll give something else in return..."
WHACK!!!!!!

* * *
"Dear me!" the nurse mutters, "What happened to you?"
"My mouth, nurse!" you mumble through your swollen jaw. "I was mindin' me own business when two or maybe three big guys came in and -"
"Fine little trooper," simpers she. "Hold still while I make sure it's nothing serious."

"You'll be alright," she says after a while, "although for a minute I did think we'd have to send you home early. It's just a little swollen, that's all. You may return to class now, Willy."
* * *
Teach is still snoozing by the time you come back.

- Sneak out again
- Search!
WHACK!!!!!!

* * *
"Dear me!" the nurse mutters, "What happened to you?"
"My mouth, nurse!" you mumble through your swollen jaw. "I was mindin' me own business when two or maybe three big guys came in and -"
"Fine little trooper," simpers she. "Hold still while I make sure it's nothing serious."

"You'll be alright," she says after a while, "although for a minute I did think we'd have to send you home early. It's just a little swollen, that's all. You may return to class now, Willy."
* * *
Teach is still snoozing by the time you come back.

- Sneak out again
- Search!
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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Tip... toe... tip... toe... ti - nope. Coach still turns around.
"'lo. What do you want now, Beamish?"

Now what do you say?
"'lo. What do you want now, Beamish?"

Now what do you say?
- - "I gotta go to the bathroom - again!"
- "Mr. Frick gave me permission to be here"
- "School's out! Just gonna say adios before I blow outta here."
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
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"School's out! Just gonna say adios before I blow outta here."
Coach considers you for a few seconds. "Hm.. Just give me one last set of push-ups."
And so all that happens so I don't have to type it again.
"Can I go now, Coach?" you ask.
"First lemme see yeh hall pass."
Coach considers you for a few seconds. "Hm.. Just give me one last set of push-ups."
And so all that happens so I don't have to type it again.
"Can I go now, Coach?" you ask.
"First lemme see yeh hall pass."
- - Give it to him
- Give him something else
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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