Choose Your Own Adventure: The Adventures of Willy Beamish

Black · Post by **Black** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:08 pm

The writing on the board.

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:38 pm

Writing? What writing? It's completely disappeared without a trace.

No, seriously it has!!!!!

Must be something messing with continuity.

Anyway, you look up and find Miss Glass dropping off to sleep. No sooner does that happen than Carmine and Chubby start shooting spitballs at each other (although it's not obvious in the illustration below).

- Inspect (what?)
- Start writing the composition
- Sneak out!

Jane Poirot · Post by **Jane Poirot** » Fri Feb 25, 2011 6:40 pm

Sneak out

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:14 am

Now's your chance! You tip-toe out quietly... creak... creak... creak...

And in no time at all you're out the door! But you're not home-free yet. In the hall, Coach Beltz is standing guard.

- Creep over to the main doors
- Creep over to the bathroom door
- Actually go up to Coach

Black · Post by **Black** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:41 am

go to the coach and show him that plank of wood

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:10 pm

You step up to the coach, just as he turns around.

"Hey, Beamish! What're you doin' out in the hall?"

You'll have to give some reason before you show the fake hall pass to him.

- "I was just on my way to the bathroom."
- "Mr. Frick gave me permission to be here"
- "School's out, and I'm history coach! See ya!"

Zoo977 · Post by **Zoo977** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:22 pm

School's out, and I'm history, coach! See ya!

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:06 pm

"School's out, and I'm history coach! See ya!"

He gives you one of his looks. "Maybe," he grunts, "but I'm still the one wearing the baseball cap. Now drop and give me 20"

You can't really see much reason in arguing.

...1

...2

...3

...4

...5

(mph)

...6

...7

...8

...9

...10

...11

(grunt)

...12

...13

...14

(ah)

...15

...16

...17

...18

...19

(UGH!)

...20

There.

"Can I go now, Coach?" you ask.

"First lemme see yeh hall pass." And so you do.

"Arright. But first get in the bathroom and clean yerself up. Yer a mess...!"

And so you turn around and head into the gents....

...and are introduced by a cloud of stale smoke.

"Swell" snorts a familiar voice... "look what the leprechauns dragged in!"

Spider chucks his cigar right across the room into the toilet. You try to run but he already has reached out and has you by the collar!

"Spider!" you end up stuttering "W-w-w-what're you doing here?!"

"Whatcha got in the backpack? Something the Spider-Man wants?"

Just your luck... you've gotta be careful what you say now!

- "Smoking ain't allowed in school...!"
- "Don't think so..."
- "Mind your own business!"

CluedoKid · Post by **CluedoKid** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:16 pm

WarnerPlum wrote:

Sorry, but Willy in this picture looks as though he's about to be plugged from behind, if you catch my drift....

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:24 pm

Does he!?

Well, there's a a fair share of innuendos.. but.

Jane Poirot · Post by **Jane Poirot** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:02 pm

(Getting back to the game now...)

Don't think so...

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:41 pm

"Don't think so."

Spidey snorts again. "Who told you to think, pea-brain!"

You manage a little grin. "Er. heheh - nobody.. uh I gotta go now."

"Not before we make a little transaction... if you know what I'm talking about!"

You know alright. Well - what are you going to give him?!

(continues shortly)

cacums · Post by **cacums** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:51 pm

Our virginity.

Black · Post by **Black** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:03 pm

A swift kick to the nuts. Then leg it.

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:05 pm

My image host's acting up today, so I'll have to give you the inventory by text.

- The fake Hall Pass
- Burnt Sienna crayon
- White crayon
- A chain
- A yo-yo
- Mr. Frick's hairpiece
- A GameBoy
- Horny (the frog, that is!)

Jane Poirot · Post by **Jane Poirot** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 4:29 pm

Horny the frog

Black · Post by **Black** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:34 pm

What type of chain is it?

Zoo977 · Post by **Zoo977** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 7:23 pm

The gameboy

WarnerPlum · Post by **WarnerPlum** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:05 am

I'm going to need a unanimous decision here.

Black · Post by **Black** » Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:15 pm

Give the Horny Frog.