Choose Your Own Adventure: The Adventures of Willy Beamish
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Writing? What writing? It's completely disappeared without a trace.
No, seriously it has!!!!!
Must be something messing with continuity.
Anyway, you look up and find Miss Glass dropping off to sleep. No sooner does that happen than Carmine and Chubby start shooting spitballs at each other (although it's not obvious in the illustration below).

No, seriously it has!!!!!
Must be something messing with continuity.
Anyway, you look up and find Miss Glass dropping off to sleep. No sooner does that happen than Carmine and Chubby start shooting spitballs at each other (although it's not obvious in the illustration below).

- - Inspect (what?)
- Start writing the composition
- Sneak out!
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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Now's your chance! You tip-toe out quietly... creak... creak... creak...

And in no time at all you're out the door! But you're not home-free yet. In the hall, Coach Beltz is standing guard.


And in no time at all you're out the door! But you're not home-free yet. In the hall, Coach Beltz is standing guard.

- - Creep over to the main doors
- Creep over to the bathroom door
- Actually go up to Coach
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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You step up to the coach, just as he turns around.
"Hey, Beamish! What're you doin' out in the hall?"

You'll have to give some reason before you show the fake hall pass to him.
"Hey, Beamish! What're you doin' out in the hall?"

You'll have to give some reason before you show the fake hall pass to him.
- - "I was just on my way to the bathroom."
- "Mr. Frick gave me permission to be here"
- "School's out, and I'm history coach! See ya!"
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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"School's out, and I'm history coach! See ya!"
He gives you one of his looks. "Maybe," he grunts, "but I'm still the one wearing the baseball cap. Now drop and give me 20"
You can't really see much reason in arguing.

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There.
"Can I go now, Coach?" you ask.
"First lemme see yeh hall pass." And so you do.
"Arright. But first get in the bathroom and clean yerself up. Yer a mess...!"
And so you turn around and head into the gents....
...and are introduced by a cloud of stale smoke.
"Swell" snorts a familiar voice... "look what the leprechauns dragged in!"

Spider chucks his cigar right across the room into the toilet. You try to run but he already has reached out and has you by the collar!

"Spider!" you end up stuttering "W-w-w-what're you doing here?!"
"Whatcha got in the backpack? Something the Spider-Man wants?"
Just your luck... you've gotta be careful what you say now!
He gives you one of his looks. "Maybe," he grunts, "but I'm still the one wearing the baseball cap. Now drop and give me 20"
You can't really see much reason in arguing.

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(ah)
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(UGH!)
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There.
"Can I go now, Coach?" you ask.
"First lemme see yeh hall pass." And so you do.
"Arright. But first get in the bathroom and clean yerself up. Yer a mess...!"
And so you turn around and head into the gents....
...and are introduced by a cloud of stale smoke.
"Swell" snorts a familiar voice... "look what the leprechauns dragged in!"

Spider chucks his cigar right across the room into the toilet. You try to run but he already has reached out and has you by the collar!

"Spider!" you end up stuttering "W-w-w-what're you doing here?!"
"Whatcha got in the backpack? Something the Spider-Man wants?"
Just your luck... you've gotta be careful what you say now!
- - "Smoking ain't allowed in school...!"
- "Don't think so..."
- "Mind your own business!"
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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"Don't think so."
Spidey snorts again. "Who told you to think, pea-brain!"
You manage a little grin. "Er. heheh - nobody.. uh I gotta go now."
"Not before we make a little transaction... if you know what I'm talking about!"
You know alright. Well - what are you going to give him?!
(continues shortly)
Spidey snorts again. "Who told you to think, pea-brain!"
You manage a little grin. "Er. heheh - nobody.. uh I gotta go now."
"Not before we make a little transaction... if you know what I'm talking about!"
You know alright. Well - what are you going to give him?!
(continues shortly)
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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My image host's acting up today, so I'll have to give you the inventory by text.
- - The fake Hall Pass
- Burnt Sienna crayon
- White crayon
- A chain
- A yo-yo
- Mr. Frick's hairpiece
- A GameBoy
- Horny (the frog, that is!)
"Caveat emptor, Plum: let the buyer beware."
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
"No, Boddy... YOU beware."
~ Blackmail!
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