The 2nd New Game of Clue- Another One Bites The Dust

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:56 pm

COUNTESS: EAT DIRT, SHLAVE! *hiccup*

She leaps at Magenta and scratches him wildly.

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:58 pm

Mr. Magenta sprayed disinfectant into her eyes. He kicks her in the privates and pushed her to the floor.

"She started it!" he pleaded, desperately.

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:59 pm

COUNTESS: Sshhush.... ....... ....... ......., ....... .......

She grabs the painting fragment and letter back from him.

PeachFreak · Post by **PeachFreak** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:59 pm

"I'm afraid, sir, that the Countess doesn't have anything down there to kick."

CluedoAuthor12 · Post by **CluedoAuthor12** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:00 pm

Dr. Midnight walks onto the scene, confused.
After glancing around, he walks back into his office and locks the door...

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:00 pm

"That's what she wants you to think! She's really a man!"

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:02 pm

COUNTESS: OH! Doctor Midnight? What'sh occurin'?

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:03 pm

The Countess vomits all over poor old Magenta and passes out.

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:05 pm

"ARGH!" Mr. Magenta shrieked at the top of his lungs. He quickly ran into the Restroom to clean himself up, again and again.

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:12 pm

The Countess gets up and looks at the guests.

COUNTESS: Oh, I seem to have made a mess. MAGGGGGEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTAAAAAAA! But please, enjoy yourselves. Apparently there's a new exhibit in the Jewel Room!

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:14 pm

Mr. Magenta storms back into the Main Entrance.

"I'm not cleaning anything else of your's! You can catch the germs, for all I care! I quit!"

And with that, Magenta ran into his room/closet, and slammed the door shut.

PeachFreak · Post by **PeachFreak** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:15 pm

"So, this is supposed to be a party? How utterly dull."

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:16 pm

'Fine, I'm kicking you out! Live on the STREEEEETTTTTSSS, I'm giving you one hour to pack your bags!

ANd, Marroooonnnnnnn! Yooouuuu aaarrrrreeeee a dull man, in my professiional opinion.'

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:20 pm

Mr. Magenta returns in the Main Entrance with a loud speaker clutched into his hands.

"I don't care because in an hour's time you will be dead! I'm going to murder you! You won't know when, and you won't know how but I will! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Then, he sprays Mr. Maroon with another squench of disinfectant.

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:21 pm

COUNTESS: I daresay that one of us will be dead soon.... hEE HEEE HEEEE!
You'll end up like my dead ddaughter- strangled!!!! Heee heeee eeeheeeeeeeeeee I'm a crazzzzyyyy lady!

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:22 pm

"Oh good God! Does everyone else agree that we should tie this lunatic up and shove her in a broom closet or something?! She is ruining the whole party. "

He sprays Mr. Maroon with another squirt of disinfectant.

PeachFreak · Post by **PeachFreak** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:22 pm

"I don't know....She's just odd. Women always are. And stop spraying me. You're staining my coat."

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:23 pm

The Countess pulls out a revolver and shoots Magenta in the arm, making him drop his broom, and then the other arm, making him drop the disinfectant.

Adam106 · Post by **Adam106** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:23 pm

"But you're covered in flith! I bet that jewel behind your back is as well!"

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:25 pm

The Countess frowns at why he isn't screaming in pain.