The 2nd New Game of Clue- Another One Bites The Dust

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COUNTESS: EAT DIRT, SHLAVE! *hiccup*

She leaps at Magenta and scratches him wildly.
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Mr. Magenta sprayed disinfectant into her eyes. He kicks her in the privates and pushed her to the floor.

"She started it!" he pleaded, desperately.
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COUNTESS: Sshhush.... ....... ....... ......., ....... .......

She grabs the painting fragment and letter back from him.
'You should never trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!'
~ Former Bounty Hunter, now Space Pirate Mistress Gandrayda, Proving Grounds, Urtragia, shortly before termination as a result of Phazon corruption.

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"I'm afraid, sir, that the Countess doesn't have anything down there to kick."
"Like my daddy always says, give me a good neuromuscular poison any day."

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Dr. Midnight walks onto the scene, confused.
After glancing around, he walks back into his office and locks the door...

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"That's what she wants you to think! She's really a man!"

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COUNTESS: OH! Doctor Midnight? What'sh occurin'?
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The Countess vomits all over poor old Magenta and passes out.
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"ARGH!" Mr. Magenta shrieked at the top of his lungs. He quickly ran into the Restroom to clean himself up, again and again.

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The Countess gets up and looks at the guests.

COUNTESS: Oh, I seem to have made a mess. MAGGGGGEEEEEEENNNNNTTTTAAAAAAA! But please, enjoy yourselves. Apparently there's a new exhibit in the Jewel Room!
'You should never trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!'
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Mr. Magenta storms back into the Main Entrance.

"I'm not cleaning anything else of your's! You can catch the germs, for all I care! I quit!"

And with that, Magenta ran into his room/closet, and slammed the door shut.

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"So, this is supposed to be a party? How utterly dull."
"Like my daddy always says, give me a good neuromuscular poison any day."

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'Fine, I'm kicking you out! Live on the STREEEEETTTTTSSS, I'm giving you one hour to pack your bags!

ANd, Marroooonnnnnnn! Yooouuuu aaarrrrreeeee a dull man, in my professiional opinion.'
'You should never trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!'
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Mr. Magenta returns in the Main Entrance with a loud speaker clutched into his hands.

"I don't care because in an hour's time you will be dead! I'm going to murder you! You won't know when, and you won't know how but I will! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Then, he sprays Mr. Maroon with another squench of disinfectant.

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COUNTESS: I daresay that one of us will be dead soon.... hEE HEEE HEEEE!
You'll end up like my dead ddaughter- strangled!!!! Heee heeee eeeheeeeeeeeeee I'm a crazzzzyyyy lady!
'You should never trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!'
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"Oh good God! Does everyone else agree that we should tie this lunatic up and shove her in a broom closet or something?! She is ruining the whole party. "

He sprays Mr. Maroon with another squirt of disinfectant. :P

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"I don't know....She's just odd. Women always are. And stop spraying me. You're staining my coat."
"Like my daddy always says, give me a good neuromuscular poison any day."

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The Countess pulls out a revolver and shoots Magenta in the arm, making him drop his broom, and then the other arm, making him drop the disinfectant.
'You should never trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!'
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"But you're covered in flith! I bet that jewel behind your back is as well!"

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The Countess frowns at why he isn't screaming in pain.
'You should never trust strangers, Sammy. This is gonna be fun!'
~ Former Bounty Hunter, now Space Pirate Mistress Gandrayda, Proving Grounds, Urtragia, shortly before termination as a result of Phazon corruption.

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