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Coming October 6 2020: Clue Mad Libs

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That looks interesting, I suppose - could be a bit of fun anyway.

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Alright, my Clue Mad Libs came in. Who's up for a laugh?

First one is titled: GET A CLUE

EXCLAMATION
OCCUPATION
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN
NOUN
VERB (PAST TENSE)
ADJECTIVE
PERSON IN ROOM
ADJECTIVE
VERB
VERB (PAST TENSE)
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN
PLURAL NOUN
NUMBER
NUMBER
NOUN

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PrinceAlarming wrote: Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:49 pm Alright, my Clue Mad Libs came in. Who's up for a laugh?

First one is titled: GET A CLUE
Okay, I'll go.

EXCLAMATION = Mamma mia!
OCCUPATION = mortician
NOUN = duck tape
PLURAL NOUN = chocolate chip cookies
NOUN = ghost
VERB (PAST TENSE) = slept
ADJECTIVE = hungry
PERSON IN ROOM = <since I'm by myself here, I'll fake it and go with "Colonel Mustard">
ADJECTIVE = slippery
VERB = shoot
VERB (PAST TENSE) = floated
ADJECTIVE = rapid
NOUN = oven
NOUN = coffee mug
PLURAL NOUN = jumping beans
NUMBER = 42
NUMBER = 13
NOUN = wall clock

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I know I may sound like a spoilsport, but when I bought my edition of CLUE Mad Libs, I just simply wrote in the words that I simply thought made sense, since I take murder-mysteries very seriously, and I couldn't try to make it funny, even if I tried.

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MajorHoy wrote: Sun Nov 01, 2020 4:13 pm
PrinceAlarming wrote: Tue Oct 13, 2020 7:49 pm Alright, my Clue Mad Libs came in. Who's up for a laugh?

First one is titled: GET A CLUE
Okay, I'll go.

EXCLAMATION = Mamma mia!
OCCUPATION = mortician
NOUN = duck tape
PLURAL NOUN = chocolate chip cookies
NOUN = ghost
VERB (PAST TENSE) = slept
ADJECTIVE = hungry
PERSON IN ROOM = <since I'm by myself here, I'll fake it and go with "Colonel Mustard">
ADJECTIVE = slippery
VERB = shoot
VERB (PAST TENSE) = floated
ADJECTIVE = rapid
NOUN = oven
NOUN = coffee mug
PLURAL NOUN = jumping beans
NUMBER = 42
NUMBER = 13
NOUN = wall clock
Had to make a few adjustments so that some of the sentences made more sense, which you'll see with [ ]

Get a Clue

Mamma mia! Mr. Boddy, the wealthy and mysterious mortician and owner of Tudor Mansion, has been found dead as [] duck tape in his luxurious home. Now, all the chocolate chip cookies at his dinner party are suspects. Any one of them could be the guilty ghost. But so far no one has been able to figure out who slept [with] Mr. Boddy. The hungry mystery needs to be solved, and you, Col Mustard, are the slippery detective for the job! It's up to you to shoot out who among the six invited party guests floated Mr. Boddy, where in the mansion's nine rooms the rapid murder took place, and what the killer used as a weapon to commit this horrible oven. Use your detective skills and follow along with the stories in this coffee mug as we eliminate murder jumping beans, suspects, and rooms 42 by 13. By the end of this wall clock, will you be able to deduce... whodunit?

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"who slept with Mr. Boddy" XD

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ZachBlack000 wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 9:48 pm "who slept with Mr. Boddy" XD
"who slept Mr Boddy" didn't make sense, so I slipped in [with] for the sake of grammar :wink:

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I know, but that's the most hilarious part of it all! XD

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IT WAS A SETUP

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
COUNTRY
NUMBER
ADJECTIVE
PLURAL NOUN
COLOR
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
EXCLAMATION
PLURAL NOUN
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I understand, anyway, here are my words:
(DISCLAIMER: So sorry, about my word choices!)
ADJECTIVE (messed-up)
NOUN (bra)
COUNTRY (China)
NUMBER (69)
ADJECTIVE (drab)
PLURAL NOUN (nunchucks)
COLOR (Skin Color) (Crayola color)
ADJECTIVE (dumb-***)
NOUN (urinal)
NOUN (laundry-pod)
ADJECTIVE (hairy)
NOUN (genocide)
EXCLAMATION (Bazinga!)
PLURAL NOUN (babies)
OCCUPATION (stripper)
NOUN (sausage)
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ZachBlack000 wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 12:09 pm
(DISCLAIMER: So sorry, about my word choices!)
When I used to play Mad Libs with my friends in high school, one of the nouns we always used was humping pole. My friend couldn't think of the proper term for stripper pole, so she said humping pole instead. We laughed so hard that every time we played Mad Libs from then on, we always had humping pole as a noun.

My favorite line was from a Teen Titans Mad Libs we played.
Verb: Dance
Color: White
"And so Beast Boy couldn't dance because he was white." :lol:

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ZachBlack000 wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 12:09 pm I understand, anyway, here are my words:
(DISCLAIMER: So sorry, about my word choices!)
ADJECTIVE (messed-up)
NOUN (bra)
COUNTRY (China)
NUMBER (69)
ADJECTIVE (dab)
PLURAL NOUN (nunchucks)
COLOR (Skin Color) (Crayola color)
ADJECTIVE (dumb-***)
NOUN (urinal)
NOUN (laundry-pod)
ADJECTIVE (hairy)
NOUN (genocide)
EXCLAMATION (Bazinga!)
PLURAL NOUN (babies)
OCCUPATION (stripper)
NOUN (sausage)
It Was A Setup

The design of the Clue game board is instantly messed-up. Here are some of this classic game's most bra-worthy features:

The game board is designed to look like the floor plan of a 1926 mansion in merry old China. It has 69 main rooms and two drab passageways.

Playing pieces shaped like tiny nunchucks represent the six different murder suspects. Mr Green is green, and Colonel Mustard is skin color, for example.

Potential murder weapons are represented by dumb-*** props, usually made of urinal[s]. In the original version of the game, the rope was made of real laundry-pod[s]! Some hairy versions of the game even have mini-weapons made of gold and genocide! Bazinga!

Players use a deck of babies and a stripper's notepad to track clues that help them crack the sausage!

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CLUE HOW-TO

NOUN
CELEBRITY
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
NUMBER
NUMBER
OCCUPATION (PLURAL)
NUMBER
VERB
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
ADVERB
VERB
A PLACE
VERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB ENDING IN "S"

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NOUN (nipple)
CELEBRITY (Kevin Spacey)
ADJECTIVE (disabled)
NOUN (cocaine)
NUMBER (86)
NUMBER (2020)
OCCUPATION (PLURAL) (p *beep*-actor)
NUMBER (666)
VERB (dab)
ADJECTIVE (fetch)
NOUN (grenade)
ADVERB (hornily)
VERB (hump)
A PLACE (brothel)
VERB (tweet)
ADJECTIVE (sus) (Among Us joke)
VERB ENDING IN "S" (nay-nays)

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ZachBlack000 wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:39 pm NOUN (nipple)
CELEBRITY (Kevin Spacey)
ADJECTIVE (disabled)
NOUN (cocaine)
NUMBER (86)
NUMBER (2020)
OCCUPATION (PLURAL) (p *beep*-actor)
NUMBER (666)
VERB (dab)
ADJECTIVE (fetch)
NOUN (grenade)
ADVERB (hornily)
VERB (hump)
A PLACE (brothel)
VERB (tweet)
ADJECTIVE (sus) (Among Us joke)
VERB ENDING IN "S" (nay-nays)
Did these ever get plugged in to a Mad Lib? :?:

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Probably not, because my mind seems extremely dark and perverted, when it comes to humor!
I mean, check out the last CLUEDO joke that I created, on "Bad Cluedo Jokes"!

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Ok, I really need humping pole added as a weapon in the official weapon repository. It was Colonel Mustard, with the humping pole, in the Lounge. "I swear it wasn't me, it just slipped out of my hands and conked Mr. Boddy on the head! I don't know why Mrs. White greased it so well."

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SirOakwood wrote: Fri Dec 04, 2020 11:25 pm Ok, I really need humping pole added as a weapon in the official weapon repository. It was Colonel Mustard, with the humping pole, in the Lounge. "I swear it wasn't me, it just slipped out of my hands and conked Mr. Boddy on the head! I don't know why Mrs. White greased it so well."
That's what we call, "a long piece of lead piping"!

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ZachBlack000 wrote: Thu Nov 19, 2020 3:39 pm NOUN (nipple)
CELEBRITY (Kevin Spacey)
ADJECTIVE (disabled)
NOUN (cocaine)
NUMBER (86)
NUMBER (2020)
OCCUPATION (PLURAL) (p *beep*-actor)
NUMBER (666)
VERB (dab)
ADJECTIVE (fetch)
NOUN (grenade)
ADVERB (hornily)
VERB (hump)
A PLACE (brothel)
VERB (tweet)
ADJECTIVE (sus) (Among Us joke)
VERB ENDING IN "S" (nay-nays)
Clue How-To

Clue is a game that requires a lot of nipple to solve Kevin Spacey's murder. Here's some disabled rules to help you crack the cocaine.
You must have between 3 and 86 people to play the game. 2,020 pornography actors cannot be on a single square at the same time, but 666 players can be in a room at the same time.
Players can either dab the dice or use a fetch passage to move their character. Players can move their character tokens up, down, or sideways on the grenade...but never hornily.
Try to make a suggestion every time you hump in the brothel. But remember, a player can only tweet one final accusation. If any component of their accusation is sus, they lose the game. However, if the accusation is correct, that player nay-nays!

Oh my god, no wonder PrinceAlarming didn't type my answers in! :shock: :lol: :shock: :lol:

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