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For the record, at least, it's Cluedo-related, this time!

Also, how is "horny jail" different from regular jail? :lol:

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ZachBlack000 wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:31 am Yvette Hooking Up With Prof. Plum.jpg
Plum, really? Resembles Mr. Green with the hair and glasses.
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CluedoKid wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 7:18 pm
ZachBlack000 wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 9:31 am Yvette Hooking Up With Prof. Plum.jpg
Plum, really? Resembles Mr. Green with the hair and glasses.
In the movie, Professor Plum was a sexual predator, while Mr. Green was a homosexual, even though he pretended to be one, but still.

Professor Plum couldn't stop looking at Yvette's bosoms, and tried to rape Mrs. White in that specific sex-position.

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Zoo977 wrote: Thu Feb 25, 2021 7:34 pm Image
No offense, but at least Jonathan Green is more creative with his reaction-memes. :roll:

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Jonathan Green wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 5:20 pm Image
While so far, this is my favorite reaction-meme yet! :lol:

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MajorHoy wrote: Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:15 am
Jonathan Green wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:04 pmImage
So, is Colonel Mustard in the Study with the Revolver in his pocket, or is he just happy to see Plum?
More like Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with the Lead Pipe in his pants! :lol:

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Jonathan Green wrote: Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:44 pm Image
What the absolute *beep* is that?! :lol:

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Jonathan Green wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 10:52 pm Image
Dude, what is it with these memes?! :lol:

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Jonathan Green wrote: Sat May 29, 2021 1:38 am Well well well

Guess what I found on Reddit again...

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Warning: NSFW +18 (*beep*)
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It's a choose-your-own adventure, with over 4 HOURS of audio!
Another four months, another 27,000 word script, and another amazing cast of performers. This was a very challenging project, and probably the most plot-heavy thing I’ve ever written. But, no worries, it’s still full of plenty of *beep*. I’m not a sadist. 😅

James Black has been murdered at his own birthday party. Can you find the killer? Or will you be too preoccupied ***** the suspects?

Cast of Characters:
👄 Sergeant Alison Gray - u/nyahahn

Your partner, girlfriend, and main ally in your investigation.

And, just to reiterate, if you solve this case . . . I’ll let you nut in my *****. And maybe . . . we can make a baby together . . . so don’t disappoint me, tiger. I’m counting on ya.



🎱 Colonel William Mustard - u/Dark_Turn_of_Mind

A decorated military veteran, and the victim’s best friend.

Opportunity, Sergeant, is not evidence. You have opportunity, to be sure, but you have no evidence and your motive is more in line with a schoolyard brawl—not grounds for murder.



🧪 Dr. Jen Orchid - u/Sonatio

A brilliant scientist, and the victim’s adopted daughter.

I would do anything to help you catch my father’s killer, detective. Anything. The way I see it . . . you’re performing such an important service to me. Is there any such service I can provide to compensate you?



📖 Mrs. Amelia Peach - u/Mercedene_Morghon

An acclaimed author, and the victim’s niece.

Well . . . maybe . . . maybe you could help . . . with my situation. I mean, look, we’re both obviously attracted to one another—I’ve noticed that bulge in your pants for a minute now. And you do look just like my husband. Maybe you could . . . I dunno . . . put a baby . . . in me?



🍷 Miss Elizabeth Peacock - u/SHEONE

A wealthy socialite, and the victim’s ex-wife.

What I need, detective, is a man who can run roughshod over me . . . but in a gentle, loving way. Do you know anyone who fits that description, detective? Any . . . suspects you know of?



🔮 Madame Olivia Rose - u/KoalaTeaCos

A mysterious fortune teller, and the victim’s sister.

Ooo, you've got the hands of a working man. I suppose detective work wasn't your first occupation? No, that's not me being psychic. That's just me noticing the callouses on your palms.



👠 Miss Vivienne Scarlet - u/v_silvermoon

A sultry, seductive pornstar, and the victim’s daughter.

Seriously, dude. I’m so horny right now. I haven’t gotten action in days—and I’ve been stuck conversing with my boring-*** family for the past few hours. I’m like a caged animal. And, not to judge but, you seem like you’re pretty pent up yourself. Don’t you wanna go a few rounds with me? I’ll . . . make it worth your while, stud.



🔑 Miss Bianca White - u/katie-in-august

A shy and reclusive girl, and the victim’s housekeeper.

N-no! I was not about to say ‘I love you’. I was . . . Ok, fine, I was about to say that. But I caught myself, okay? It was just the orgasm talking, baby.



🔍 The Narrator - u/Dark_Turn_of_Mind

Your humble guide, and overseer of your investigation.

You stepped into the library, and found it vacant. The curtains were drawn, and the fireplace crackled in the corner, creating a dim glow in the otherwise darkened room. You considered doubling back and finding someone to interview elsewhere, but something drew you to the shelves. You decided to stay and have a quick look around.

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