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Not a single one. They were all in Mr. Boddy's corpse.

Why doesn't Madame Rose know who killed her brother/boss?

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her crystal ball was foggy!!


why hasn't detective brown solved the case yet?!
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He's too busy buying Clue meals at KFC!

Speaking of KFC, why doesn't their website feature Mr. Green and Mrs. White? :?
Green - "If he was such a patriotic American, why didn't he just report us to the authorities?"
Wadsworth - "He decided to put his information to good use and make a little money out of it. What can be more American than that?"

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they were too busy eating chicken hen the picture was taken!


why did those @ssholes mess with scarlett's dress?!
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Because Mrs. White and Rev. Green were running; they didn't want to be turned into a sandwhich and a salad.

Why doesn't the Clue gang enjoy Harry Potter?

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plum rather likes it-everyone else finds it lame!
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Cluegirl... no question? I guess I'll have to jump in...

...just like the Clue suspects. At the pool party, who was the first in the water?
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me!! then i drowned because i can't swim! just joking-i bet green-show off his cannonball!! :( (sorry about no question-i spaced!)


where does plum hang out on his days off? (when he isn't planning murder that is!)
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Back at the U. N., where he enjoys the company of his old contacts, and their angelic-looking assistants . . .

So where does Mrs. Peacock work?

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she's a bartender @ obbs


who do you think was the biggest pary animal in their "college" days?!
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Reverend Green. That is part of why he's now a reverend.

How many people in his own regiment did Mustard shoot before he was caught?

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Kristev wrote:Reverend Green. That is part of why he's now a reverend.

How many people in his own regiment did Mustard shoot before he was caught?
1+2+2+1
or
1+2+1+1
or
1+1+2+1

What is Miss Scarlet's real weight?
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How dare you?

And since it was a marvellous answer, I shall repeat it as my question: How dare you?

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How dare I? How COULDN'T I?

If the rope is in the lounge, the poison is in the kitchen, and Mr. Green is in the bathroom, where is the revolver?
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In the Colonel's holster.

More importantly, where's the bathroom?
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Post by Kristev »

Remember in the movie? It's in the Hall, in a small closet. But beware of candlesticks atop the door frame.

Why can't Mrs. White just admit she's the killer?

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she's still in the closet!


speaking of the closet-if she's in there w/ mr green-how big is it?!
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Any closet is a walk-in if you try hard enough


Why doesn't the killer just leave the mansion when no one's looking?

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Niteshade007 wrote:Any closet is a walk-in if you try hard enough


Why doesn't the killer just leave the mansion when no one's looking?
LOLOLOL. I LOVE that commercial.

Anyway...

The museum's security cameras would catch him.

What sort of person has a private museum anyway?
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A capitalist, of course. Generousity requires a socialistic trait.

Why did Lord Grey sneak up on Miss Scarlet while sneaking around in the bushes?

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