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Mrs Scarlet:
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I can't stand this Miss Scarlett. She looks like a Wh*re.

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Black wrote: She looks like a Wh*re.
Well, duh

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*sigh* Come on, guys, she isn't that bad.

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Don't forget the secrets in paris suspects

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Adam106 wrote:*sigh* Come on, guys, she isn't that bad.
Agreed.
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Black wrote:Don't forget the secrets in paris suspects
Honestly, the Secrets in Paris suspects aren't awful for what they are.
"Like my daddy always says, give me a good neuromuscular poison any day."

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They are all in the teens, or twenties. Scarlett and Plum fine, Mr. Green maybe but I picture others alot older.

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...The game takes place in the context of a high school. The suspects aren't awful for that theme. It doesn't try to be classic Clue.
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This might not be such a bad idea for Peach... then again, it probably is.


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Mrs. Peacock:

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Adam106 wrote:Mrs. Peacock:

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This is the thread for the worst suspect ideas. That's a super Mrs. Peacock!
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fendue wrote:This might not be such a bad idea for Peach... then again, it probably is.


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CluedoKid wrote:
Adam106 wrote:Mrs. Peacock:

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This is the thread for the worst suspect ideas. That's a super Mrs. Peacock!
For the spy version, perhaps...
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Well if you want to know if the picture really belongs in this thread, consider this:

If the picture evokes the idea behind the suspect, but is just too awful to actually be the suspect, then it works.

If the picture is just a somewhat funny picture that clearly is not what the suspect is supposed to be, or if the picture is just some person that you feel is not your ideal version of the suspect, then save it for another topic. It fails.
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But I'm serious about Peach. I know it's the wrong thread, but I don't know. I think she really might work, as, well, Peach. Or not.

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She's not in pastel orange, she's in pink.

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Kristev wrote:She's not in pastel orange, she's in pink.
So. Some games she's pink

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But she has the look and pose down pat! Comically exaggerated, that is, but still appropriate for Peach, I'd definitely agree.
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