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Seeing the room fall silent, Lieutenant Flax climbed to her feet and pretended to pace, observing each face around the table with a methodical rigidity, arms poised behind her back. Sticking out her leg, she pretended to trip on the chair of Dr. Yukon, but in actually, she had secretly retrieved a s...

I actually really love this. I wonder what the penalty would be when the Xenomorph strikes.

Lieutenant Flax's face hardened, lips pursing as if she had just tasted something incredibly, incredibly sour. And locking eyes with Cappadona, she allowed herself to remain a certain rigidity while speaking up. "You ought not to be intimidated by a powerful woman," she said flatly. "Had I not seize...

"Well, I'm sure we are all glad to hear that," Lieutenant Flax chimed in, giving a small shake of her head. For the briefest moment, she had been content to blame this whole affair on Mr. Vermillion, but alas he himself had thwarted her efforts.

[Cue cacums to suggest.]

"Well, since we are all so keen on telling one another why we're wrong , perhaps someone would like to offer up an alternative," Lieutenant Flax chimed in flatly. "Although, I concur. It would be better to move along expeditiously. Do you not think so, Sir Shamrock? Ol' Smokey?" [Cue Sir Shamrock to...

Sniffing the air, Lieutenant Flax notes the room has fallen silent. Shifting her eyes from side to side, she allows them to fall on Princess Blueblood before diverting them to Mr. Mossman.

"What about you? What say you?"

[cue cacums to disprove]

https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/HilEzpM.png A section of decrepit wall sliding away, destroying the illusion of a fresco knight battling a snail, Lieutenant Flax stumbled out the secret passage, bringing up a hand to shield her eyes from the cloud of dust coming in her wake. Glancing around, she noted s...

https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/HhJ3DnW.png January 1938 Lieutenant Olga Flax hated trees. As she stood near the window, the cable car rumbling around her, that was the solitary notion that occupied her thoughts. Face set into its usual hardened state, a grimness that revealed her age across otherwise y...

All cards have been dealt! Please check your inboxes for them and note in your deductions that all other players are holding six. Below, you can find the objects under suspicion for your notebooks, plus a playing order chosen at random. Suspects Earl Gules Mr. Raven Miss Julep Maharaja Mango Herr We...

I am in the process of sending out cards via PM. I am also adding the following suspect, weapon, and room to the list of items in order to even everything out. Lieutenant Olga Flax - A member of the royal guard of the sovereign nation of Prattonichniy. She arrived at the chateau several days ago for...

Thanks for joining, everyone! I was going to give it until tomorrow, but I'm going to cut off submissions early at 14/14/14 to keep all the moving parts manageable. We'll have seven players using the submissions featured here. Tonight, I'll finish up suspect cards, and we'll get the ball rolling tom...

Okay, folks, I'll probably leave submissions open until tomorrow morning so we can get the ball rolling this weekend! If you have not already done so, please feel free to PM me more in-depth physical descriptions of your suspects/titles, this way I can make cards for them. Otherwise, I'll just use m...

I'm going to try to create some suspect cards for the game, and so, if you have a specific character appearance in-mind beyond what you've described, please feel free to PM me! For that purpose, please also PM me titles your character should use if you have not already included them. (Mr., Miss, Etc.)

https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/HhimNxK.png January 1938 You must have met her on that absolutely dreadful train ride from Paris to Istanbul. Of course that's where you met her. Or was it? No, now that you consider it, really consider it, that couldn't possibly be right. She was an old friend of your mo...

I'll most likely get a thread and intro up tonight seeking players and submissions!