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by MajorHoy
Wed Jan 20, 2021 10:45 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Some Clue Fan-Art
Replies: 510
Views: 312465

Re: Some Clue Fan-Art

My idea of "Violent" is a weapon that causes a lot of heavy bleeding, something like an Axe, Garden Shears, Dagger and some others Maybe the word you really mean is "gory". How anyone would not consider "violent" striking a person with a firm metal object like a wrench, using enough force that woul...
by MajorHoy
Sun Jan 17, 2021 10:21 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Clue: Garden Party Mystery
Replies: 14
Views: 174

Re: Clue: Garden Party Mystery

coinilius wrote: Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:15 pm . . . And no shots of the playing pieces? Are we getting the lame Sorry! piece reuses again? . . .
Maybe use just use whatever you have around your house?

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by MajorHoy
Mon Jan 11, 2021 3:11 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who's your favorite fictional detective?
Replies: 5
Views: 139

Re: Who's your favorite fictional detective?

Sorry, but my preferences tend to run towards American detectives, so that leaves me out for this poll. That's OK, tell me what your favorite detectives are, and I will add them in! Here are some . . . * Nick & Nora Charles (from Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man as well several movies) * Philip Marl...
by MajorHoy
Fri Dec 25, 2020 9:58 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: My brother's 3rd birthday
Replies: 13
Views: 1687

Re: My brother's 3rd birthday

Jonathan Green wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:19 pm My brother doesn’t like Barney. He’s not scared, just doesn’t like it.
Barney isn't "scary" in the same way monsters are.

Barney is "scary" from the disgusting, cloying, sappiness standpoint.

One should definitely run screaming from anything Barney-related if one wishes to stay sane.
by MajorHoy
Fri Dec 25, 2020 3:55 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: My brother's 3rd birthday
Replies: 13
Views: 1687

Re: My brother's 2nd birthday

Jonathan Green wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:21 pm . . . Speaking of Baby Shark, he’s getting a TV show on Nickelodeon




TV sucks
Well, at least it isn't Baby Shark and the Teletubbies (I hope).

By the way, for the "Dinosaur" theme, is there an outright ban on Barney the Dinosaur and his ilk?
by MajorHoy
Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:39 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What age-group are you from?
Replies: 4
Views: 193

Re: What age-group are you from?

Don't forget we have this thread: "What decade were you born in?"
* https://theartofmurder.com/forums/viewt ... =4&t=21122
by MajorHoy
Wed Dec 23, 2020 8:36 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: My brother's 3rd birthday
Replies: 13
Views: 1687

Re: My brother's 2nd birthday

Jonathan Green wrote: Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:27 pm Well, he’s three now.

The theme is Dinosaurs
How about "Dinosaurs Eating Baby Shark"? :twisted:
by MajorHoy
Thu Dec 17, 2020 4:26 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?
Replies: 19
Views: 547

Re: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?

. . . But is it appropriate now? I think in general on a forum such as this those jokes should be avoided for the reasons you outlined, but I also don't think ZachBlack intended it with any malice . . . I don't think he intended it that way, either. However, how you phrase things on the internet is...
by MajorHoy
Thu Dec 17, 2020 10:34 am
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?
Replies: 19
Views: 547

Re: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?

Dad-Joke: an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men The Ilene joke is totally a generic dad joke - it's a very old, very cringe inducing joke - I know humour never works if you have to explain it but I think MajorHoy you might be overthinking things a littl...
by MajorHoy
Wed Dec 16, 2020 8:45 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?
Replies: 19
Views: 547

Re: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?

. . . But at least I would never make fun of your family, or anyone else's family. I wasn't making fun of anybody's family. I merely stated that Again, not what I would consider "Dad-jokes", but then again, I never met your family. since I have no idea if your father was the type of person who migh...
by MajorHoy
Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Clue Current Thoughts
Replies: 1914
Views: 834923

Re: Clue Current Thoughts

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b298ecf020bef8f7fefb30dee626229/37217f824a4527fe-f8/s540x810/75e62f6e3e8ed81bb0d368c42d31e42a7361425a.jpg The Mansion of Dr. Montgomery IV (2008) For some reason that reminds me of an infamous headline from the New York Post : https://i67.servimg.com/u/f67/18/91/37/14/1...
by MajorHoy
Wed Dec 16, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?
Replies: 19
Views: 547

Re: What are your most funniest dad-jokes?

Q : What did one-legged girl's parents name her, when she was born? A : I-Lean! Uh, is that really a "Dad-joke"? When I was younger, I had a book filled with what were referred to as "gross" jokes, and that idea was one of them. Sort of like "What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs who goes...
by MajorHoy
Sun Dec 13, 2020 8:33 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: "Which 'Disney's Guilty Party' Suspect Are You?" Survey
Replies: 5
Views: 163

Re: "Which 'Disney's Guilty Party' Suspect Are You?" Survey

SURVEY: 1. Do you have Long Hair or Short Hair? 2. Are you Male or Female? 3. Are you Thin or Round? 4. Are you Tall or Short? So, people who are of "medium" height with "medium" length hair and are neither "thin" nor "round" are left out? (We won't even touch the "just male" / "just female" option...
by MajorHoy
Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:16 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Can you name the poisoner?
Replies: 7
Views: 2088

Re: Can you name the poisoner?

ZachBlack000 wrote: Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:06 pmBut to be fair, this topic is a little outdated!
But, it was still new and fresh for you, wasn't it?
by MajorHoy
Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:14 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Clue Saga (Ep #19)
Replies: 84
Views: 12803

Re: 13 Years Later (Ep #15)

Episode #16 is almost finished. Here's a little promo for it. 8) https://i.imgur.com/bFG24gv.png Is that Rhode Island or a state of your own creation? Maybe a county? It is Connecticut, with fictional towns/cities that I've made up. As a resident of Connecticut, I really just feel the need to respo...
by MajorHoy
Thu Dec 10, 2020 3:58 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Can you name the poisoner?
Replies: 7
Views: 2088

Re: Can you name the poisoner?

The poisoner is Handy ! I little reminder: it was a while ago, but the original post did say: . . . Instead of just posting your answer , please vote for which of the five guests who you've concluded must be the actress, then we can see how people did for solving this. :wink: I already "fixed" your...
by MajorHoy
Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:03 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Are you gay?
Replies: 320
Views: 234042

Re: Are you gay?

ZachBlack000 wrote: Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:29 amI'm straight, girls rock!
Some women who are not "straight" may agree with you. 8)
by MajorHoy
Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:46 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: What-Do-These-Have-In-Common Game
Replies: 64
Views: 23083

Re: What-Do-These-Have-In-Common Game

ZachBlack000 wrote: Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:43 pmWhat do these words have in common?
FRENCH
HONEY
YELLOW
Mustard
by MajorHoy
Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:37 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous
Topic: Who's your favorite fictional detective?
Replies: 5
Views: 139

Re: Who's your favorite fictional detective?

Sorry, but my preferences tend to run towards American detectives, so that leaves me out for this poll.
by MajorHoy
Tue Dec 08, 2020 10:37 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Creative Ways To Kill Someone With A Candlestick
Replies: 4
Views: 194

Re: Creative Ways To Kill Someone With A Candlestick

Oh we actually had some discussion of Candlestick murders in another thread, were we talked about different types of Candlesticks - one of the suggestions was shoving a Candlestick down someones throat to suffocate them/kill them. I think that might have been how to kill someone with a plastic/rubb...