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My idea of "Violent" is a weapon that causes a lot of heavy bleeding, something like an Axe, Garden Shears, Dagger and some others Maybe the word you really mean is "gory". How anyone would not consider "violent" striking a person with a firm metal object like a wrench, using enough force that woul...

coinilius wrote: ↑Sat Jan 16, 2021 7:15 pm . . . And no shots of the playing pieces? Are we getting the lame Sorry! piece reuses again? . . .

Maybe use just use whatever you have around your house?

Sorry, but my preferences tend to run towards American detectives, so that leaves me out for this poll. That's OK, tell me what your favorite detectives are, and I will add them in! Here are some . . . * Nick & Nora Charles (from Dashiell Hammett's The Thin Man as well several movies) * Philip Marl...

Jonathan Green wrote: ↑Fri Dec 25, 2020 4:19 pm My brother doesn’t like Barney. He’s not scared, just doesn’t like it.

Barney isn't "scary" in the same way monsters are.

Barney is "scary" from the disgusting, cloying, sappiness standpoint.

One should definitely run screaming from anything Barney-related if one wishes to stay sane.

Jonathan Green wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 9:21 pm . . . Speaking of Baby Shark, he’s getting a TV show on Nickelodeon




TV sucks

Well, at least it isn't Baby Shark and the Teletubbies (I hope).

By the way, for the "Dinosaur" theme, is there an outright ban on Barney the Dinosaur and his ilk?

Don't forget we have this thread: "What decade were you born in?"
* https://theartofmurder.com/forums/viewt ... =4&t=21122

Jonathan Green wrote: ↑Wed Dec 23, 2020 5:27 pm Well, he’s three now.

The theme is Dinosaurs

How about "Dinosaurs Eating Baby Shark"?

. . . But is it appropriate now? I think in general on a forum such as this those jokes should be avoided for the reasons you outlined, but I also don't think ZachBlack intended it with any malice . . . I don't think he intended it that way, either. However, how you phrase things on the internet is...

Dad-Joke: an unoriginal or unfunny joke of a type supposedly told by middle-aged or older men The Ilene joke is totally a generic dad joke - it's a very old, very cringe inducing joke - I know humour never works if you have to explain it but I think MajorHoy you might be overthinking things a littl...

. . . But at least I would never make fun of your family, or anyone else's family. I wasn't making fun of anybody's family. I merely stated that Again, not what I would consider "Dad-jokes", but then again, I never met your family. since I have no idea if your father was the type of person who migh...

https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b298ecf020bef8f7fefb30dee626229/37217f824a4527fe-f8/s540x810/75e62f6e3e8ed81bb0d368c42d31e42a7361425a.jpg The Mansion of Dr. Montgomery IV (2008) For some reason that reminds me of an infamous headline from the New York Post : https://i67.servimg.com/u/f67/18/91/37/14/1...

Q : What did one-legged girl's parents name her, when she was born? A : I-Lean! Uh, is that really a "Dad-joke"? When I was younger, I had a book filled with what were referred to as "gross" jokes, and that idea was one of them. Sort of like "What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs who goes...

SURVEY: 1. Do you have Long Hair or Short Hair? 2. Are you Male or Female? 3. Are you Thin or Round? 4. Are you Tall or Short? So, people who are of "medium" height with "medium" length hair and are neither "thin" nor "round" are left out? (We won't even touch the "just male" / "just female" option...

ZachBlack000 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 10, 2020 4:06 pmBut to be fair, this topic is a little outdated!

But, it was still new and fresh for you, wasn't it?

Episode #16 is almost finished. Here's a little promo for it. 8) https://i.imgur.com/bFG24gv.png Is that Rhode Island or a state of your own creation? Maybe a county? It is Connecticut, with fictional towns/cities that I've made up. As a resident of Connecticut, I really just feel the need to respo...

The poisoner is Handy ! I little reminder: it was a while ago, but the original post did say: . . . Instead of just posting your answer , please vote for which of the five guests who you've concluded must be the actress, then we can see how people did for solving this. :wink: I already "fixed" your...

ZachBlack000 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:29 amI'm straight, girls rock!

Some women who are not "straight" may agree with you.

ZachBlack000 wrote: ↑Tue Dec 08, 2020 8:43 pmWhat do these words have in common?
FRENCH
HONEY
YELLOW

Mustard

Sorry, but my preferences tend to run towards American detectives, so that leaves me out for this poll.

Oh we actually had some discussion of Candlestick murders in another thread, were we talked about different types of Candlesticks - one of the suggestions was shoving a Candlestick down someones throat to suffocate them/kill them. I think that might have been how to kill someone with a plastic/rubb...