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go_leafs_nation Trigger Man

Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 4519 Location: Somewhere in Canada, eh?
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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OH SH*T.
They cast me after all. As Emilia. Joy. I don't want to be a b@stard to them, but ****!
And the worst part is, the girl who was overly sinister in her readings is Iago. Instead of making an apparently casual remark, her words were dripping with malice. _________________ “The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.”
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go_leafs_nation Trigger Man

Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 4519 Location: Somewhere in Canada, eh?
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Jane Poirot Femme Fatale

Joined: 07 Apr 2008 Posts: 1891 Location: On a planet called Earth
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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You know, go leafs, listening to you repeatedly go on and on and on and on about how you're so sure this play will be a disaster and how everyone else's intepretations of a character are so horrible and you're the only one who gets it gets boring after a while. You're like a broken record. I mean, it's one thing to complain endlessly; it's another when you can't stop complanining. _________________ Anyone who thinks Canadians are meek and mild-mannered has obviously never seen us during Question Period! |
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go_leafs_nation Trigger Man

Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 4519 Location: Somewhere in Canada, eh?
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:00 am Post subject: |
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I've calmed down slightly, but the underhanded trick upset me more than anything else. _________________ “The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.”
~Ellery Queen |
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cacums Ringer

Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 9730 Location: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 5:54 am Post subject: |
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ARRRGH!! MAKE THEM STOP!! _________________
Death has its advantages... |
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Adam106 Hatchet Man

Joined: 07 Sep 2008 Posts: 5600 Location: United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:16 am Post subject: |
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Theriault is having a field day lol. _________________ Okay? Okay?! I think we can do better than that. |
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cacums Ringer

Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 9730 Location: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore
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Posted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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I counted at least 7 before school today. All of which had more &, =, }, \, and $ than any other thread.. _________________
Death has its advantages... |
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fendue Biometrics Examiner

Joined: 22 Jan 2009 Posts: 1652 Location: At the foot of the cellar stairs
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:06 am Post subject: |
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Isn't it creepy? Another major earthquake, this time in Turkey. _________________ Oh, how disgusting! |
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CluedoKid Con Artiste

Joined: 24 Nov 2004 Posts: 15735 Location: America's Hat
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:37 am Post subject: |
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Not creepy, just coincidental.
(Imagine being in an earthquake. You really have nowhere to be to avoid chaotic shaking. It's the floor and ground, the thing that keeps us safe and stable that is suddenly impossible to stand on. The best way I can think it being like a rollercoaster or terrible drug trip that never seems to end. Imagine the confusion.) _________________ It's exhausting being this juicy. |
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fendue Biometrics Examiner

Joined: 22 Jan 2009 Posts: 1652 Location: At the foot of the cellar stairs
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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A Story:
The Purple Flower
There was once a little boy, who was about 5 years old, named Timmy. Timmy was a very curious little boy, and, as the old saying goes, “curiosity killed the cat.” Timmy’s curiosity got him in trouble quite a bit. This story is about Timmy and his curiosity.
Timmy left his home one day and met some high school kids chatting on the sidewalk. They were talking about purple flowers. Timmy wanted to know what a purple flower was, so he asked the tallest kid, “What’s a purple flower?” The kid looked around and nodded to his friends. They beat him up for five minutes before they got tired. One of the kids said, “Go away, purple flower!” Timmy realized that he was late for school, so he hurried up and ran to school. At school, Timmy said to the teacher, “What’s a purple flower?” The teacher said, “A purple flower? How inappropriate! You shouldn’t know that! Go see the principal.” Timmy didn’t understand. Why was he in so much trouble? He walked with his head down all the way to the principal’s office. The principal said, “What’s wrong? Are you sick or in trouble?” Timmy responded, “I think I’m in trouble. I was walking to school and asked some kids what a purple flower was. They beat me up. Then I went to school and asked the teacher. She sent me here.” The principal was speechless. “How awful! I’m calling your parents.” The principal immediately picked up the phone and dialed Timmy’s parent’s number. “Hello?” the voice on the other line said. “Yes. Hello,” the principal said. “I’m the principal at your son Timmy’s school. I’m sorry to say that your son is in deep trouble here.” He put down the phone for a second and whispered to Timmy, “Tell your parents what happened.” He handed the phone to Timmy. Timmy said, “I was walking to school when I asked some big kids what a purple flower was. They beat me up, and I ran to school. I asked the teacher what it was, and she sent me to the principal’s office. The principal told me to tell you. So I’m wondering, what’s a purple flower?” Timmy’s mother yelled at him. “Purple flower? Purple flower!? What do kids learn these days? I want the principal to drive you to the Superintendent’s office. Jeesh!” She hung up. Timmy told the principal what his mother said. So the principal drove Timmy to the Superintendent’s office in the high school downtown. Timmy told his story to the superintendent. “I was walking to school and asked some kids what a purple flower was. They beat me up. Then I went to school and asked the teacher. She sent me to the principal’s office. The principal called my mom, and she told me to tell the principal to drive me here. So, I’m wondering: What’s a purple flower?” The superintendent, in a state of shock, said: “Man, that is dirty! I believe it is illegal in this state for children to use words like that!” He looked in a large book marked: LAWS AND STATUTES OF THIS STATE. He flipped through it and closed it. “Yes, it is illegal in this state! I’m calling the police.” Timmy was soon at the police station, where he was strapped to a chair in a darkened room while two police officers asked him questions. “Exactly what happened?” asked the first one. She seemed very grumpy. Timmy explained, “I was walking to school and asked some kids what a purple flower was. They beat me up. Then I went to school and asked the teacher. She sent me to the principal’s office. The principal called my mom, and she told me to tell the principal to drive me to the superintendent’s office. He called you. So I’m wondering, what’s a purple flower?” The police officers looked at each other and the second one said, “You’re goin’ to court.” The two police officers dragged him out and was soon in court. He explained to the judge, “I was walking to school and asked some kids what a purple flower was. They beat me up. Then I went to school and asked the teacher. She sent me to the principal’s office. The principal called my mom, and she told me to tell the principal to drive me to the superintendent’s office. He called the police, and now I’m here. So I’m wondering: What’s a purple flower?” The judge gasped. “I sentence you to 20 years in prison!” He was dragged away and soon put in jail. When Timmy was 25 years old, he was released from prison. He happily walked out of jail. His friend Joseph was waiting there for him. “Timmy!” Joseph cried. “I’ve missed you so much!” They hugged. They started to walk across the street together. Timmy said, “Listen, Joseph. I’ve been waiting 20 years to know this: What’s a purple flower?” Joseph started to say, “A purple flower is-” A bus hit Timmy and Joseph in mid sentence.
What’s the moral of the story?
Always look twice before crossing the street. _________________ Oh, how disgusting! |
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Black Bindle Stiff

Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 3087 Location: In the Billiard Rm with the Wrench
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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Not a bad story fendue.....
I been meaning to ask. Has anyone heard from cluedoauthor12 lately, it's been ages since he was here. _________________
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cacums Ringer

Joined: 31 May 2007 Posts: 9730 Location: If I told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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Not I.. _________________
Death has its advantages... |
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go_leafs_nation Trigger Man

Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 4519 Location: Somewhere in Canada, eh?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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Neither have I- which was a particular shame since we were planning a second collaboration mystery. Set on an island in the Caribbean... *sigh* _________________ “The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.”
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go_leafs_nation Trigger Man

Joined: 12 Apr 2008 Posts: 4519 Location: Somewhere in Canada, eh?
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:58 am Post subject: |
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At last, the insane hacker's grip on my favourite website has been released! _________________ “The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.”
~Ellery Queen |
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Jane Poirot Femme Fatale

Joined: 07 Apr 2008 Posts: 1891 Location: On a planet called Earth
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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Speaking of hackers, I think we've got another spambot...in the Miscellaneous Page no less! _________________ Anyone who thinks Canadians are meek and mild-mannered has obviously never seen us during Question Period! |
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PeachFreak Highbinder

Joined: 08 Jun 2007 Posts: 4388 Location: In the Ballroom
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Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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I have to write a scene of dialogue for school. Not going well. At all. _________________
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Black Bindle Stiff

Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 3087 Location: In the Billiard Rm with the Wrench
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:55 am Post subject: |
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| PeachFreak wrote: | | I have to write a scene of dialogue for school. Not going well. At all. |
I'm sure if you need help, will give you some insperation. _________________
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fendue Biometrics Examiner

Joined: 22 Jan 2009 Posts: 1652 Location: At the foot of the cellar stairs
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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I couldn't take Internet Explorer anymore. So I'm trying out Chrome... _________________ Oh, how disgusting! |
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fendue Biometrics Examiner

Joined: 22 Jan 2009 Posts: 1652 Location: At the foot of the cellar stairs
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:32 pm Post subject: |
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And I am now on Firefox! I can't decide. I think I should go with Chrome, but I've heard good things about Firefox. Any suggestions? _________________ Oh, how disgusting! |
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fendue Biometrics Examiner

Joined: 22 Jan 2009 Posts: 1652 Location: At the foot of the cellar stairs
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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Are you Color Blind?
If you can see the number you aren't. _________________ Oh, how disgusting! |
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