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Clever Bumper Stickers

Post by Michael » Wed Jul 05, 2006 12:51 pm

America - Be nice to us or we'll bring Democracy to your country!
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Post by ClueBoy12 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:16 pm

A Closed Mind is a Great thing...to loose!
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Post by cluegirl104 » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:34 pm

i can't remember the whole thing but it is on my aunts car. something about humans tasting good w/ katchup!
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Post by Kristev » Thu Jul 06, 2006 12:31 am

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are tasty and good with ketchup.

And here's mine: Freedom isn't free; it's so expensive that the rest of the world doesn't want it.

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Post by cluegirl104 » Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:13 am

that is it! thanks!! :D :D
she also has a happy bunny sticker that says you are stupid! that is sad!!


i have few stickers (not on my car though!)

all people suck!

are you dumb or dumb?
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Post by NTD Mouse » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:00 am

Honk if you like silence

Actually, i have a link to something awful's Bumper Stickers from H3LL. though none of them are real....yet. http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=351

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Post by PrtNdn2 » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:01 pm

Mean people suck!
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Post by Kristev » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:03 pm

Another one: Someone actually came up with a counter message to "God wrote it, I believe it, that settles it." This a saying popular in Idaho, about turning secular civil law into Biblical law. This is especially frequent when evolution or homosexuality comes back into the picture.

The counter-bumper sticker takes the three sentences, and says:

"Prove it, then you obviously haven't read it much, and no, it doesn't."

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Post by cluegirl104 » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:11 am

that is too funny!!
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Post by Colonel Gray Poopond » Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:27 am

George Bush- Like a rock, only dumber
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Post by Niteshade007 » Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:36 am

I don't remember what it said exactly, but it was something to the effect of :My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student:

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Heh

Post by Lord Caspen » Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:23 pm

I like "My son knocked up your honor student."
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