What the Clue Characters Wouldn't Say...

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What the Clue Characters Wouldn't Say...

Post by Michael » Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:05 pm

Miss Scarlet: No, I can't go out with you tonight... There's this great book in the library I've been dying to read.
How do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee?

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Post by Kristev » Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:17 am

Reverend Green: Mr. Boddy, I'm going to kill you tonight in the library with this lead pipe.

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Post by CMustardwPipeinLibrary » Mon Feb 13, 2006 12:40 pm

Apparently, you missed the "n't," Kristev. :)

Miss Scarlet: No thank you, I'm trying to save it for marriage.
Col. Mustard: Safari? What do you think I am, corageous?
Mrs. White: Actually, I'll work for free.
Mr. Green: I'm going to give it all to charity!
Mrs. Peacock: Me, too!
Prof. Plum: Uhh... I don't know...
Mme. Rose: My prediction was correct?
M. Brunette: I vanted a French accent, not a Russian one!
Miss Peach: I'll disguise myself as a guy!
Sgt. Gray: I remember now!
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Post by alwaysPeacock » Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:12 pm

Mrs. Peacock: *to Scarlett while drunk* So...you're a *beep* too?

Rev. Green: Does this suit make me look fat?

Mrs. White: *in reference to the book series* I love you guys!

Col. Mustard: *to Peacock while drunk* So...you're a *beep* too?

Miss. Scarlett: Have you called Jenny yet?

Prof. Plum: *steps out of a sauna, coughs nervously, and walks away. About three seconds later, Mr. Boddy steps out of the sauna, coughs nervously, and walks away*
"But look what happened to the cook!"

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Post by Michael » Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:08 pm

alwaysPeacock wrote:Miss. Scarlett: Have you called Jenny yet?
OMG. This made me LOL just as I was answering the phone! :D
How do you know what kind of pictures they are if you're such a lay-dee?

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Post by Colonel Gray Poopond » Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:36 pm

Miss Scarlet- Of course if its for a noble cause..
Mrs. Peacock- Now where did I misplace my leather restraints??
Proffesor Plum- Fucks y'all, I'm from Texas
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Post by Kristev » Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:47 pm

No, you see, what I meant was that no one would simply tell Boddy that they were going to kill him, along with where and with what. Otherwise, he'd avoid the area.

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